SAUL SOCIETY

Where FAST FRIENDS come together

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When's the last time you attended a town hall meeting? Sat in church?

Do you belong to a bowling league? A book club?

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How well do you know your neighbors? Enough to call them by name?

Would they be able to call you by yours?

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You know what forget all that; when's the last time you hung out with your friends?

How about the last time you made a new one?

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Saul the Ass was a creation of loneliness, and that's the same phenomenon his Specialists report back from the field: "Loneliness like you've never seen, boss." People walking in circles, kicking at the dust in their homes or the dirt in their yards, happy just to have an outsider weigh in on their private triumphs and struggles. The job itself is almost secondary. Sometimes when it's over things end with a handshake, most of the time they end with a hug. Every once in a while – not often – they end with the finger.

For better or worse, all of these relationships transcend business! That's a shame too, because Haul Ass is in the talent business, and every client we meet seems more talented than the next. Our Specialists have hauled trash for movie stars, renovated RVs for camgirls, designed websites for tattoo artists, painted homes for doctors and lawyers. All of these people are so interesting, yet feel so disconnected from the world. Many of them become our friends. Fast Friends.

At a certain point, we realized how fun it would be to build an entire community out of our Fast Friends. We'd name it after our mascot, an emblem of the search for adventure and fellowship in a fallen world:

SAUL SOCIETY

Where Fast Friends Come Together.

The cynical benefit of being in Saul Society, or becoming a Fast Friend, is the Priority Booking. A typical client is ultimately at the mercy of the market when he or she schedules appointments – after all, Specialists cannot be everywhere at once when things get busy. These clients may have to wait longer than they'd like. Fast Friends do not have that problem.

Fast Friends have Priority Booking for ANY date or time, including same-day bookings. Obviously you can't call at 11:30AM on a Sunday and expect a Specialist at your door by 12PM NOON, but you get the idea.

Priority Booking alone is worth the price of admission, but Saul Society offers something much more precious still: Community. Fast Friends have access to a private directory known as The List, which they can use to network, barter, and look out for each other. They also get free entry and invitation to Saul Balls and other live community events in their region. If you're ready to go FAST, you're ready to make Fast Friends.